what-a-fabulous-scarf:

thesickestjokes:

Oxymorons are basically complicated.

THIS MADE ME SO MAD

[image: a comic showing a cat surrounded by the words “i have no concept of how large the universe is because i am a cat” “i dont know how insignificant i am” “i dont understand the inevitability of death” “because i am a cat”.  below, the cat is shown on its back with the words “haha meow scratch my tummy” above it.]

(Source: wealldraw)

[image: a photo of a grey cat sitting on a bed, with a copy of “To Kill A Mockingbird” propped up in front of it.]

thecatcherintheryebread:

“Absolutely no information on killing mocking birds.”

[image: a photo of a chemistry test question.  the question reads as such: “A gigantic blue dinosaur into a chemistry lab. 

The dinosaur begins by taking 45.9 ml of 0.184 molar sulfuric acid (Ka₂ = 0.012), and titrates it with 2M ammonia (K_b = 1.8x10^-5).

The dinosaur adds enough ammonia to reach the second equivalence point in the titration, but then accidentally spills an extra 10 drops of ammonia into the titration beaker.  He corrects this by adding 16 drops of acetic accid (K_a = 1.8x10^-5) to re-achieve equivalence.

Meanwhile, a meteor made of 95% zinc crashes into the dinosaur’s lab, ruining the titration experiment.  The dinosaur dies.

What color was the dinosaur?

Select one:

a. Blue
b. Blue]

goodson:

this is the last quiz of the school year i think my professor is tired

(Source: megamindinhd)

[image: a gif of a white and brown-spotted cat sits outside on a sunny day, waving its paw and hitting a watermelon.  the scene cuts to show a beach from above and the melon splitting.]

[image: a cat jumping onto a ledge outside near a road in a way that kind of looks like a traceur mid-jump]